From Amazon Cliffs To Hollywood Strikes: A Tale Of Two Industries

From Amazon Cliffs to Hollywood Strikes: A Tale of Two Industries

Ah, the dreaded "30-day cliff" on Amazon. You've probably heard the term if you're an author. It's that moment, about a month after your book launch when your once soaring sales suddenly start to dip. Why, you ask? Blame it on Amazon's ever-fickle algorithm that has the attention span of a goldfish. One minute you're the belle of the ball, and the next, you're old news. This is when Amazon ads, specifically AMS ads (Amazon Marketing Services), enter the picture.

Switching gears to Hollywood...sigh…unfortunately not much good news to report. The WGA-SAG strike is still dragging on (Day 127, but who's counting?). I feel a little like a man shipwrecked on a deserted island trying to keep track of the days he’s been stranded. People are sinking further into debt while studios squabble among themselves. It's a mess, and theories abound on how it'll all pan out.

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8 Qualities of Fictional Heroes

In contemporary fiction, characters like Jack Reacher, John Corey, or most of John Grisham's lawyers often possess qualities that readers find heroic and entertaining.

Why do we love to read about heroes?

Best-selling novelist Robert Crais has a pretty good answer. As he writes to his hero, Elvis Cole, in the anthology The Lineup, "you are a metaphor...you represents hope to people...most folks, all we have is ourselves, the transmission drops before Christmas, some dip keys your car, the rent jacks up, and we're left wondering how we're going to make it. That's where you come in."

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The best-laid plans of mice and men oft go astray."

The best-laid plans of mice and men oft go astray."

-proverb

“Der mentsh trakht un got lakht” is an old Yiddish adage that translates to Man plans and God laughs.

I mention these because it’s been a week since I posted.  I want this blog to be a frequent bts look at life as a writer and producer and consistency is a key part of that. Unfortunately, the universe had other ideas.

On Sunday I went down hard with a 24-hour bug. It wasn’t that I felt so terrible (tho I didn’t feel great), but I was very tired.  Ask anyone who knows me and I am rarely tired and don’t need quite as much sleep as most.

But sleep is what I did, most of Sunday and half of Monday, MLK Day.

By the afternoon I started to feel better tho by then my stomach was a little topsy turvy. I did what work I could editing one chapter in “The Double” (Eddie Ankin Book One). Then, editing a couple of videos for YouTube and social media that I had previously shot.  I got those posted and called it a day.

Unfortunately, that night my middle daughter caught what I had and woke up sick on Tuesday. So, what I planned  to be a full day spent working while watching my son, was also spent caring for my under-the-weather little girl.  To paraphrase Maxamillian Schell from The Freshman, “Carmine said one….but there are two.”

At least I avoided the Komodo dragon.

By this morning the middle child was on the road to wellville, but not surprisingly my eldest and my youngest were now sick with the same cold.

So, rather than much writing, editing, or filming, I’ve been hopping to and fro taking care of the whole family today.

Which…while thankless at times…is the greatest job in the world (hard and exhausting…but great)

On the writing front, I am revising a few chapters of “The Double” leading up to the final showdown to be sure the story flows and the tension is ratcheted up before the climax. So I worked on that in fits and starts throughout the day.

Late last night,  I spent a couple of hours revising the outline for a horror film I am writing on spec. Then I watched The Last of Us and went to bed

The Last of Us pilot episode is really really good.

I wrote a script a couple of years ago for a producer at Netflix called HIDE BEHINDS based on a camp ghost story I heard while a camper at Camp Winaukee (yes, Winaukee like the ship gunner who gave Christopher Walken the watch in Pulp Fiction which Walken wore up his ass all those years before giving it to young Butch (Bruce Willis). Or maybe the camp was named after an American Indian tribe. One or the other. But I digress…)

Nothing came of that script but I also never shopped it anywhere else because I was busy at the time with other projects. But, I figure that HIDE BEHINDS, along with this new script, will hopefully be a double barrel blast of terror when sent to Hollywood producers, directors, and actors.

As for today, the only real thing I’ve gotten to is this blog post which I started writing about 28 minutes ago when all three children blessedly fell asleep for much needed naps.

Going forward, I plan to bring a production mindset to all my work and responsibilities. Rather than trying to multitask writing, filming, editing, or marketing, never mind advertising, developing, producing, plus family time, I am going to dedicate each day fully to one thing (okay two things because apparently it is illegal in some states to neglect your children…What’s that? It’s illegal in all states?  Good to know.)

Next week, I am shifting to a full-on batch mentality:

-Writing days.

-Production days (shoot and edit).

-Marketing days

In television production when you shoot more than one episode at a time (to save time, money, or for logistics) it’s called double-boarding episodes. 

The schedule is broken down by scenes that can be shot at the same time, even if they may appear in different episodes. 

Often, a single director will double-board episodes so that there isn’t the same time spent transitioning between episodic directors.

In Game of Thrones for instance a director who shot the big battle sequence that spans two or three episodes may not be the credited director on all three. However, they (along with second-unit directors) did shoot scenes that appeared in other episodes.

Batching is kinda the online video equivalent and has become something of a mentality in the “rise-and-grind” world we all supposedly live in. Personally, the only rising and grinding I do is for coffee.

With that said, I hope all of you are healthy and remain so throughout 2023 (with wealthy and wise soon to follow). More to come this week.

The 7 Best Books On Writing

A huge help to me when writing my novel, “Beatrice Clover” was reading books about writing by other successful authors. They say that if you're not growing, you're regressing. If you’re not learning you’re stagnating. Sometimes when I was stuck in a rut these books lifted me out of it and got the creative juices flowing again.

The 7 Best Books On Writing

7.) Daily Rituals by Mason Currey and Daily Rituals of women artists by mason currey

This isn’t your typical writing book It is a collection of anecdotes and biographical details of some of the world’s greatest artists and thinkers. It is not limited to writers. As someone who loves the process nearly as much as the final product I thoroughly enjoyed seeing all the different ways in which artists approached their craft and the creation of their greatest works. Among my favorite was reading about Patricia Highsmith’s (The Talented Mr. Ripely; Strangers on a Train) love of snails and how she wrote her books curled up in bed in a fetal position while chain smoking.

👉Daily Rituals: How Artists Work ~~~~~~~~~~~~> https://amzn.to/3Kx4Ob0

👉Audiobook Daily Rituals: How Artists Work ~~~~~~> https://amzn.to/3sWEaSA

6.) “The War of Art” by Steven Pressfield

In my younger days….I somehow ended up in The Marine Corp. There is a myth that marine training turns baby faced recruits into blood thirsty killers….What it does teach is a lot more useful. The marine corp teaches you how to be miserable. This is invaluable for an artist. Marines love to be miserable. Marines derive a perverse satisfaction in having colder chow, crappier equipment, and higher casuality rates than any outfit of dogfaces, swab jockeys, or flyboys, all of whom they despise. Why? Because these candy asses don’t know how to be miserable. The artist commiting himself to his calling has volunteered for hell whether he knows it or not. He will be dining for the duration on a diet of isolation, rejection, self-doubt, despair, ridiculoe, contempt, and himilaition…..He has to know how to be miserable. He has to love being miserable. He has to take pride in being more miserable than any soldier of swabby or jet jockey. Because this is war, baby. And war is hell.

Pressfield is great as much for his advice as because of his attitude and mindset. If you were trapped on a desert island this is the book you want. Because not only would you end up writing a great novel, but Pressfield’s book and can-do attitude would likely get you off that island and back to civilization. The audio book read by the great George Guidall is pretty damn terrific.

5. The Art of Dramatic Writing by Lajos Egri

“Anyone who has a few strong convictions is a mine of premises.”

This is a book that Woody Allen refers to when he talks about his characters and how he develops them. It focuses on character motivations…the reasons characters do what they do. It can sometimes be a trickier read because Ergi references plays that are largely unknown to most contemporary readers. However, the lessons are still clear. Egri writes that authors creating a play need to know what elements go into these characters you are creating. He “vivisects” character in order to demonstrate what makes for not only well-drawn characters, but compelling drama stemming from the choices made by the characters, which ring true.

4. “How I Write” by Janet Evanovich

Practical advice about all aspects of traditional publishing by an author who has done and seen it all in her wildly successful career

3. “Consider This” by Chuck Palanhiuk

When I was at AMC working with screenwriters pitching, writing, and developing their ideas for tv series, the way we used to talk about the shows we wanted to make sure they looked and felt cinematic but they had the depth and layers of a novel. This was different from most dramatic series television at the time which was still of the cop-doctor-lawyer trifecta the majority of which were formulaic. To accomplish this we engaged with these writers not in notes sessions, but in conversations. We had freeform discussions about their ideas, which gave these creators the confidence to tell a heavily serialized story over several years because they were able to discover the show they wanted to write before they ever had a writing staff or production team. This book feels like that. It reads like a discussion about writing with Palanhiuk embedding his best lessons and advice in the anecdotes. In that way it reads like a non-linear, fringe, version of King’s “On Writing” especially the memoir parts.

2. “On Writing” by Stephen King

Quote from the book

Part rags-to-rich memoir, part toolbox filled with the decades worth of knowledge King has acquired about writing while conitnuously turning out bestsellers gobbled up by fans ever hungry for his work. A ton has been writte about this book, but it really can’t be overstated how good this book is.

1. Steinbeck’s “Working Days: The Journal of the Grapes of Wrath”

Steinbeck’s “Working Days: The Journal of the Grapes of Wrath”

The book is the log of progress Steinbeck kept as he wrote The Grapes of Wrath. The thing is it sounds pretentious but it’s the least pretentious writing book of all. Cause it’s just his diary. What’s so comforting is how normal and relatable it is. He berates and commiserates with himself for real and imagined faults. He cheers himself on and pats himself on the back. He bitches about noisy neighbors, loud noises in the house, he has stomach pains, he buys a new house, he has dinner with friends…and through it all he is writing. His journal was his warm up and where he laid out the days work. So there is incredible insight into his story and character development. But the best is still seeing that for a master like Steinbeck it could literally be, “yesterday was a great day!” To “today sucked” (paraphrasing of course). A fun way to read it it is to read the journals day by day while writing your own novel.  The writing style is very staccato and he admits he only used the diary to get his daily writing flowing (he used to write letters for the same purpose) The whole thing is strangely illuminating and inspiring. This is the nuts and bolts way it feels to write a brilliant first draft... and in Steinbeck's case... the final draft.

Links to all books:

Steinbeck “Working Days” ~~~~~~~~~~~~> https://amzn.to/3CpH8SM

On Writing ~~~~~~~~~~~> https://amzn.to/3KuBe5L

Audiobook On Writing ~~~~~~~~> https://amzn.to/3hPbDbx

Consider This ~~~~~~~~~~~~> https://amzn.to/3pOQ0wr

How I Write ~~~~~~~~~~~~> https://amzn.to/3CvlrAP

Daily Rituals: How Artists Work ~~~~~~~~~~~~> https://amzn.to/3Kx4Ob0

Audiobook Daily Rituals: How Artists Work ~~~~~~> https://amzn.to/3sWEaSA

The Art of Dramatic Writing ~~~~~~~~~~~~~> https://amzn.to/3J0WQX6

The War of Art ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> https://amzn.to/3pP5Bfe

Audiobook The War of Art ~~~~~~~> https://amzn.to/3sWEvok

How I Wrote and Published My First Novel on Amazon (Part Two)

That was how I spent the pandemic. When I wasn’t homeschooling my kids, cooking, cleaning, taking care of the baby, masking up, or lysoling my groceries (only for a week before I realized how insane that was), I was writing.

I finished a draft of the manuscript at the end of 2020. I had a kick-ass cover designed, which I was starting to tease out online as a promotion for the book, which I anticipated publishing by late 2020/early 2021. I had an editor lined up for that December before the holidays, but he fell through due to Covid.

That was the first delay. For a while, I fretted over having announced the book and missed the date until I realized no one noticed, or if they did, they didn’t care a lick. So often, our insecurities get the better of us, and we think other people are far more concerned with what we’re doing than they actually are. It stops us from taking action.

By this point, I was editing the novel myself. That turned out to be a terrible idea. With a baby in the house and a pandemic raging, combing through a hundred fifty thousand word manuscript to find the “there” that should be “theirs” or “from” became “form,” is a recipe for insanity — and for never finishing the revisions or the novel.

I needed another way to go about this.

Fortunately, in March, my friend Ryan, an author, mentioned I should try Grammarly. I had never heard of Grammarly, so he explained what the program did and immediately downloaded it to my computer browser.

That was a game-changer. Suddenly, an inexperienced first-time author’s grammatical and spelling errors bound to be made could be caught and fixed. At least until I could find another professional editor. Which I soon did.

Meanwhile, Hollywood in 2021 wasn’t proving much better. The industry was still in start-and-stop mode due to Covid outbreaks. Productions that were up and running resumed, and new productions began to mount. However, the Covid precautions on every production increased the cost of shows by roughly 20%. That varies from show to show, but I heard a number from several studio heads in early ‘21. That didn’t bode well. Even in a good year on a good day with a great project, Hollywood pitches are uncertain. They can take a long time and not result in a sale.

Meanwhile, the more I studied indie publishing, the more I realized Amazon had opened the door for storytellers. It was only a matter of writing your book (at least that’s what I naively thought when I first started. However, despite the other factors, the ability to write and publish your book on Amazon and elsewhere and make money doing so, so don’t take this as me complaining. Just pointing out there’s a bit more to it when you get into it.). So I opted not to take out Beatrice as a pitch again. Instead, I kept writing it as a novel.

In April, while reading the manuscript for a revision pass, something didn’t feel right about the story. I realized that the relationship between his sister and the detective needed to have a history. So I had to revise large portions of the book to incorporate this new element, resulting in a near rewrite. This was partially driven by an overhaul of past and present tenses, which I initially used to delineate flashbacks from the main storyline. However, it was pointed out that readers tended not to like that and would leave negative reviews. I didn’t have to change it, but I wanted to give the book as great a chance to find its audience as possible. This rewrite ended up taking the rest of spring and part of summer.

That summer, I took a pitch out to producers in Hollywood (a dystopian show that felt too soon for some given the still going pandemic), so I decided to pause that until a better time to sell such an idea. However, those weeks gave me some time away from the novel.

By September, I was doing another editing pass. This took longer than expected primarily because of kids and life stuff, which given the restrictions here in California, kept screwing with our expectations (for instance, having our kids in school consistently).

In the end tho, I managed to finish the edit.

Finally, it was time to publish. I wanted the novel to drop on Amazon for Halloween 2021 (since the book opens on Halloween night).

I had heard about people doing presales. This was my first novel, and I had no audience, so this didn’t really make a difference for me. However, I thought it would be an excellent time to learn the process when I wasn’t relying on pre-sales. I would have nothing to lose and could understand the process/strategies I intended to employ down the road on future books.

I got everything set up on Amazon’s website, with the only thing left to do was upload the actual manuscript. Like most writers, there is always something to tinker with, and inexperience and nervousness had me doing that on the novel until the last minute. (This occurred when I transferred the word manuscript to vellum to “design” the layout of the book. This inevitably led to all sorts of that tinkering. But still, I was ready to go. The boom was done, tinkering aside, and I planned to upload the manuscript file the last day I had to do so (Amazon pre-sales require uploading a manuscript three days before the presale commences. If you don’t upload the manuscript and miss your pre-sale date, Amazon penalizes you by not allowing you to do another pre-sale for a year. This is a critical tool in an indie-published author’s arsenal, and it wasn’t one I wanted to lose, mainly as I had only set the presale as a way to learn the system when I thought I had nothing to lose. Well, on the day I was supposed to upload the manuscript— I had until midnight on that Wednesday to do so— I was talking to my friend Ryan, the author, called over a checklist manifesto of the things I need to do to publish and we need to do in the coming days to market the novel. We were talking until late at night, California time. But at 11:30, I said to him that I had to go and I was going to upload the management before the midnight deadline. However, when I signed into my account to upload the books, I saw a message from Amazon telling me I had missed my deadline. I was stunned. I couldn’t figure out how that was possible. I knew that I had the right deadline day and time. I had taken a screenshot of it on my phone the day I said a pre-sale. I search my photo library and found the photo of the confirmation of my pre-sale. Sure enough, there it was midnight, Wednesday. So why the heck was Amazon saying I missed the deadline.? Then I looked at the screenshot photo more closely. The deadline was indeed Wednesday at midnight. But not Pacific Standard Time, but rather the deadline was for midnight, mountain time G.M.T. Which is two hours ahead. Or, to put it another way, I had missed my publication deadline by two hours.

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I broke into a sweat. I told Ryan what had happened. He found this hilarious though he kindly offered some comfort by telling me about some of his own early day Screw-ups. I appreciate that, but still, I felt like a horse’s ass.

I called Amazon the next day and spoke to a very sweet customer service rep. I explained my screw-up. Fortunately, she was lovely and understanding. She told me I would not be banned from pre-sale and could republish my book.

I was relieved. Then nervous. Another screw-up. I thought I looked like a fool and wondered why anyone would read my book. I started to tinkerer with the book some more.

I forced myself to stop.

I didn’t have much choice. We were leaving the next day for a trip to Hawaii, our first vacation in two years, and the first time our son had been to the place where his mother is from. I needed to pack, so I hit save and promised myself that I would publish the book. I told myself I would publish the book while flying to Hawaii, which would make for a pretty good blog post about how to publish your book in the style.

Unfortunately, the airplane did not come equipped with Wi-Fi, and so I arrived in Hawaii with my book still as yet unpublished. It is now November, a few days away from Thanksgiving, and just over a month left until the end of the year. I had thought I’d be ready to publish this book a year before. Now looking back, I see that I had made many necessary changes. I often wonder whether or not the mistakes I made were fortuitous because they gave me the extra time I told him we needed to revise the book.

The first time you’re writing a book, it’s a lot like going on a car trip to a destination you’ve never been to before. You’ve seen pictures of it, people who’ve been there have told you about it, so you know that it’s real. However, once the journey gets underway, you find yourself asking, “are we there yet? How much longer?” It’s an unfamiliar journey. The terrain is unknown. There are no landmarks that you recognize. So you start to doubt yourself. You wonder if maybe you took a wrong road somewhere. Perhaps you should’ve taken that left turn back in Albuquerque, as Bugs Bunny says.

The lesson is if you stay the course, follow the directions and stick to the road, you’re going to get to your destination. And when you do, you’ll look back on all the detours and second guesses and times you thought of turning back around, and you’ll realize that it was all part of what made the journey worth it and made the destination that you had arrived at that much sweeter. It also means that the next time you make this trip, you will recognize landmarks, and the road won’t be so familiar. And even if you take a slightly different route to get there the next time, you’ll know from having done it before that you will ultimately arrive if you just keep laying the rubber to the road and putting 1 foot in front of the other (if you’ll excuse the mixed metaphors).

In the end, my conviction needed another few days to work itself back up to the level in which I was prepared to finally hit publish. So, just before it was time to start cooking Thanksgiving dinner, At about 11 AM on November 24, 2021, I hate I uploaded my finished manuscript for Beatrice clover to Amazon’s website and hit publish.

I have no expectations for the book other than that it was written and is out in the world for anyone who wants to enjoy it.

Now, it’s time to write the next one.

How I Wrote and Published My First Novel On Amazon (Part One)

My first novel, “Beatrice Clover,” was published on Amazon on November 24, 2021. Thanksgiving Day.

The first words in the novel were written four years earlier.

This is the story of how the book came to be published.

“Beatrice” wasn’t the first novel I’d written (and far from the first I attempted). Like so many writers, I have cobwebbed computer files of different books in various stages of incompletion. I had finished a couple of manuscripts, but ultimately never they were good enough to be published. My background is as a tv executive, producer and screenwriter. As a screenwriter, I have cobwebbed computer files of scripts that were never made. ‘Unproduced’ we call them. My first attempt at writing a novel was turning one of these pilot scripts into an entire book. Unfortunately, some difficult personal circumstances intruded during the book’s writing, so I abandoned it. I attempted others but never felt I was writing anything that moved me.

In the case of Beatrice Clover, I wanted the freedom to write something that I would want to read. Because of Amazon’s platform, writing and indie publishing a book now seemed the best way to do that. I had a vague idea about two sisters who shared a traumatic event in their past that they each remembered differently.

I originally intended to write the book as a true “frame story.” I wanted to tell the story of these sisters through a series of short stories with an ongoing police investigation serving as the frame story. I’ve always loved a good short story. However, I find most collections at best contain one or two excellent stories, one or two pretty good ones, and then a bunch that are utterly forgettable. I thought it would be great to write a novel of short stories connected to the larger frame story, making each one at least a little more compelling because they would all connect in the end.

I started writing and soon had about 24k words.

At the time in 2017, I was under a writing-producing deal with Blumhouse TV. They had bought a pitch from me, and the deal we made expanded to include my work as a producer. Part of this work involved consulting on Blumhouse tv shows in development. I consulted on “The Purge,” the tv series of the popular movie franchise, which aired (still airs, I think) on USA Network and Syfy. Now it’s probably on Peacock (NBC universal’s streaming platform).

I also executive produced a pilot for them that fall, which we shot in LA, called “Run For Your Life,” created by a pair of talented filmmakers, Chris Cullari and Jennifer Raite. We shot the pilot mostly at night all around Los Angeles in November. We shot at an old police station, an abandoned factory, and in the LA River (well, next to it anyway, under the freeway)

At the same time, my wife and I had just had our second baby, our daughter Madelyn. Between the responsibilities at home and work, I couldn’t find the time to write “Beatrice, “ so the manuscript never progressed further. The novel was relegated to that bottom shelf in the back of every writer’s brain where ideas that may have been once-and-future books sit gathering dust. The project took a turn late on a Thursday evening, heading into a holiday weekend, when the Co-President of Blumhouse Television took a phone call from the head of programming at Hulu.

Blumhouse has lots of companies that want to be in business with them. One of those companies at the time was Hulu. Prior to my deal there, Blumhouse had pitched Hulu on the idea of a limited series of low-budget horror movies where each movie was set around a holiday. The call that evening from Hulu had been them eagerly asking, “when can we see something?” The thing was, the show still only existed as the concept Blumhouse had pitched months earlier: Horror movies linked to the holidays. It was fitting then that we ended up discussing this show idea in a windowless conference room before a holiday weekend when the BHTV Co-Pres brought this up to the group of us in the conference room. There may have been a bottle of tequila going around.

The Co-President wondered whether there might be a pile of “busted” movie scripts from the Blumhouse features team that the tv group could repurpose for this Hulu project. (never a good idea).

Fearing that we would be stuck in that conference room for several more hours — or maybe I was just tired — whatever the reason was, I said that I had an idea.

I proceeded to pitch the opening scene to my novel, but as a frame story for the Hulu show. The co-President heard this and ran out of the room to call Hulu and set what would be the kick-off meeting for the show that eventually morphed into “Into The Dark” on Hulu (which does not include my idea, and is simply stand-alone movies as initially conceived.)

But then it was a new year, and I found myself at my Hollywood agent’s office meeting with him and his junior agent. When I was coming off my Blumhouse, my agent asked me what I was working on, and I told him a couple of my tv series ideas, which seemed promising. Then, I mentioned that I started writing a book in an off-handed way. As a tv agent, that wouldn’t usually interest him, but he asked what the book was about, so I pitched him the basic idea and the opening scene. His eyes lit up, and he immediately said, “you need to pitch that as a tv show.” Now, the thing you need to understand about pitching in Hollywood is that you're looking for any confirmation what you're doing might work out result in a sale. So if your agent — who tends to be skeptical of most ideas — gets excited about one of yours, it's a good idea to pursue that idea.

So, ultimately that’s what I did.

After not renewing my deal at Blumhouse in March 2018, I spent the rest of that year pitching Beatrice to producers. People were intrigued but not sure what to make of the frame story, as well as the fact that the main character would be missing for a good part of the season (mind you, she would appear in flashbacks which is where much of the story lived, but hey, that’s Hollywood think for you).

For a while, I couldn’t get any producers to bite. Then I was introduced to Michael Mcdonald. A former ABC executive who had his deal and his company, Stearns Castle.

Michael took a meeting with me in September, along with his junior executive, another great guy named Tommy Benjamin. They immediately got the premise and liked it. However, they wanted to hear the pitch one more time, so we arranged another meeting in early October. They “bought” the pitch. Which doesn’t mean I was paid anything, only that they were interested in developing the idea with me and taking the pitch out to market. Still, I was very excited. Getting talent attachments (Showrunner, Writer, Producer, Director) is a big step towards selling a show.

Unfortunately, I found out that despite everyone’s enthusiasm, they would be unavailable for the rest of the year. Michael had a production he was finishing up, so we agreed to meet in the new year (2019) and resume working then.

I spent the holidays tinkering with the pitch and beginning to think more about the story, which when I was writing it as a book, I was making it up as I went along. I am a “pantser” (I write by the seat of my pants), though I prefer the term “discovery writer.” It’s sort of like being your own book’s first reader. However, in television or movies, where millions of dollars are spent and other very talented artists and craftsmen are lending their talents and steering their careers towards a project, you can’t be a discovery anything. You have to know where the season is going. This is not merely a money issue. It’s a necessity in order from a production logistics point of view. Practically speaking, production designers and set builders need to know what sets their building, location managers need to understand what types of locations to scout, customer designers need to know what style of wardrobe/costumes to design, for who and how many….you get the idea.

So by the time 2019 rolled around, I had some time to work on the idea and felt even more confident about pitching it.

Michael called and said he wanted to hear the pitch again. He had some questions he’s been thinking about over the holiday break.

So I drove out to Burbank where the ABC Studios (Disney) lot is located. This is where Michael’s office was, I went and pitched him and Tommy Beatrice again.

Michael, to his credit, repeated his enthusiasm for "my “Beatrice” pitch, and said that he would send along any additional questions or notes they had shortly. I left his office and strolled down the tree-lined brick path walking past the old animation building office feeling pretty good about working with Michel and Tommy and bringing the project to market early in what is customarily thought of as “selling season” (despite selling being an all-year sport nowadays).

A few days later, I got a call from Michael, who said that he wanted to give the pitch to a writer-showrunner he knew to get that person’s take and see if they had any questions Michael and Tommy weren’t thinking of. He didn’t say who this person was, but I remember getting off the phone feeling a little deflated.

I didn’t hear anything back from them for a few weeks. Then the phone rang, and it was Michael. He sounded excited. He proceeded to tell me that he had sent my pages to John Ridley. This would be John Ridley, the academy award winner who wrote “12 Years a Slave,” wrote the original script for “Three Kings”, and created and Showran his series, “American Crime: which aired for two seasons on NBC and which he had produced with Michael.

Michael told me that he always sends pictures he's working on to John. Typically, John either doesn't respond or responds with a simple “good luck.” However, in the case of Beatrice, when he read my pages, he called Michael and told him that this was the kind of show he wanted to work on. “He’s willing to attach himself to the project if we want him,’ Michael told me over the phone.

If we want him?

Um…yeah…I’d say we do.

I told Michael that I thought Ridley would be an unbelievable partner on the show. Michael told me he would set a meeting with John. That meeting took a month to happen because Ridley was off working on another project.

When we did meet the following month, John was just the coolest guy. He was obviously intelligent and insightful as a writer, but his whole approach was that of a guy who loved a good story, who loved the movies and who told me that “Beatrice” was the kind of show he wanted to work on.

To say I was thrilled would be an understatement. Every writer likes when someone pays their work a compliment, but when that person is an Academy Award winner who’s written some of your favorite movies, it’s a huge uplift.

Michael and Tommy were equally excited.

To make a long story short, the pitch didn’t sell.

I took it to Disney and pitched one set of executives who were excited about the idea, said they wanted to do it—then they all got fired.

After waiting several more months to re-pitch “Beatrice” to the new team of executives who were heading up the studio arm of Disney where we were pitching the show, I pitched the heck out of the show. John and Michael seemed to think so, but having sat where they were sitting in pitches where I was the producer, the truth is you never know. What you might think was a great pitch doesn’t sell, and something you figure has no chance does.

Ah well, there’s no business like show business.

I would likely have ended 2019 on a down note (though I am generally an optimistic fellow), but I had far bigger things on my mind: namely, the birth of my son.

If you’re looking for ways to pass the time while you wait to bring your pitch to market in Hollywood… Be fruitful and multiply…and pray for a straight-to-series order.

Invigorated by my status as a “hat trick father,” but facing the reality of three where before there were two for my wife and me to feed and cloth, I pledged to myself to make 2020 my most successful year.

My first order of business was to get “Beatrice” sold somewhere else. Neither John Ridley nor Michael could stay with the project since they were both under exclusive deals at the studio. This meant the project was essentially back at square one

By this point, I didn’t have much desire to bring the pitch to a new round of producers; that had taken nearly five months. That was too long, I thought. Instead, I simply wanted to see if a network or streamer buyer would be interested in buying the pitch directly from me, without all the bells and whistle attachments. I had worked on the pitch over the break and was confident in my ability to sell the pitch, despite not having a Showrunner like Ridley and producer like Michael attached.

But this is Hollywood. We love a come-from-behind-to-win story.

Invigorated, I set up several pitches for myself with buyers. The pitches were all set over a week to a week. The first one was on Monday at Netflix. The pitch went great. I got a call that they were interested in the project. Then I pitched Fox and HBO. HBO wanted the project. I called back Netflix exec, and told her the news. She said she wanted the project.

I was riding high, looking at two potential sales heading into my next pitch, which was at Amazon. The date was Thursday, March 12th.

I showed up for my pitch feeling ready to sell and maybe get a couple of buyers competing for the project. I walked into Amazon offices in Culver City. I remember it was a gray overcast day and pretty cool by Southern California’s standards. I checked in at the front desk, where the receptionist called up to the exec’s office. I saw the look on her face change. When she hung up, she said that the exec’s assistant was on her way down to see me. The receptionist explained that the executive had called in sick.

A few moments later, a very lovely assistant met me in the lobby and told me what the receptionist had said. Her boss was out sick. She wasn’t very sick she told me but said, “What with everything going on, she thought it best to stay home.” It was then I noticed that the receptionist counter was lined with bottles of hand sanitizer.

I was bummed about the pitch having to be reset. Mostly because I worried this would screw up the timing of the other buyers’ interest in the pitch. But I couldn’t do anything about it. So I thanked the assistant and said I would see them all soon, then headed out the door with an hour to kill.

Now, as I mentioned, my son had been born a few months earlier, which meant that my house was a bit of a raucous madhouse. So I’ll admit I wasn’t too bummed about having some quiet time to myself.

I decided to do something I rarely got to do since having kids: grab a coffee and read the paper. I walked across the Culver City promenade to a Blue Bottle Coffee. I walked in and immediately noticed the bottles of hand sanitizer. I started to get a bad feeling. I ordered a coffee and went to sit at an outside table. I opened the news app on my phone and read the day’s stories. I kept getting a bad feeling as I sat there on that cold, steely gray day. I left without finishing the news or my coffee and went home afterward.

The next day was Friday, March 13. The last day things were “normal” before the government shut down everything.

By that following week, everything had stopped. No offers materialized for my show. Nothing materialized—except for lockdowns and shutdowns, as we all hunkered down for “two weeks to flatten the curve.”

(If this were a Hollywood movie, there would be a hard cut here to:

TITLE: “Two Years Later.”)

What did I do during these two years at home?

I began writing the novel again.

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Big Books

I like big books. Don’t get me wrong when I see a novel sitting at 500 plus pages I am initially just as wary as anyone. Will I have the time? How long will it take? Is there something shorter I would enjoy reading just as much? What’s on Netflix?

But then I remember so many of the books I’ve loved most in my life were long books I got lost in. The books where I felt like I spent time with the characters so that I really cared how things turned out for them. There was the first time I read King’s “The Shining" when I was twelve, staying up late, reading in bed by flashlight, so scared that afterward, I would always have to read an "Archie" comic in order to get to sleep. There was the all-nighter I pulled on a train traveling from Munich to Amsterdam as I feverishly finished Leon Uris’s "Exodus" before the train pulled into the station. There was the Christmas break years ago that I spent tearing through the first tome in George R.R. Martin’s Game of Thrones: A Song of Fire and Ice.

Not surprising, when it came to writing my own stuff, the first novel I published was a fairly long one. This wasn't by design. In fact, it runs contrary to the conventional logic in indie publishing which is to write shorter books and release them more often. In my case, I didn’t plot the story. I just wrote it. My novel, Beatrice Clover, (shameless plug: available at Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Beatri.../dp/B09ML6MFCK/ref=sr_1_1...) ended up being about the same length as King's "The Dead Zone" (okay, Bachman's) which is a favorite and certainly inspired Beatrice. It's just a touch longer than "Gone Girl" shorter than "Pet Semetary" and "The Shining" I don't claim to be in the same league as any of those giants, only that I loved the time I spent in their worlds, and I suppose I sought to do the same with the story of "Beatrice Clover" (well, that and entertain and scare you). So, if you're like me and you like stories you can get lost in, where you come to know the characters as real people...then go read or King or Flynn. Obviously. But, if they don't have any books out or you have a few extra bucks to drop and you want to get lost in a book, then maybe click the link above and check it out.

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